Tara accurately predicted how Harry would defeat Voldemort in Deathly Hallows.The Hogwarts janitor may or may not be Chuck Norris.Sirius is referred to as Harry’s dogfather, and not gonna lie, even if it was a typo I.Snape and Lupin have sex, and then run away crying. Dobby only appears once in the entire fic and literally all he does is watch.McGonagall has the best insults, like “horny simpletons” and “mediocre dunces” and probably some others I’m forgetting.Voldemort smokes a “gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar.”.Tara’s brief feud with her editor Raven, as chronicled in the author’s notes, may or may not have had something to do with Raven borrowing Tara’s sweaterĪnd not giving it back.Draco’s singing voice is described as “aĬross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson.”.This to be the masculine form of the name Samara. James Potter’s “goff” nickname is Samoro, because Tara erroneously believes.Oh yeah, and Dumbledore is an Avril Lavigne fanboy, because of course he is.Least, that’s what I think Tara meant by “SudenlyĪ gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. Dumbledore flies around on his broomstick while holding a loaf of rye bread.The Hedwig/Voldemort sex scene, wherein Hedwig is a male human instead of a.Speaking of penises, Draco is apparently “hung like a stallone.” I guess Tara.Draco has a flying black Mercedes-Benz and a black MCR broom.Voldemort inexplicably speaks in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe.Chapter 11 ends with Hagrid singing along to “a gothic version of a song by 50.Marty McFly literally appears out of nowhere to help Enoby travel through “tim”.The reason Snape doesn’t like Harry in this fic is because Snape is Christian.Tara somehow got Fred and George mixed up with Crabbe and Goyle.In Hogsmeade and has absolutely nothing to do with Voldemort, he just happens
There is an OC named either Tom Riddle or Tom Rid who works at a “punkgoff” store.Some sort of spell to alter the appearance of the scar or he actually took the time to carve a Harry’s scar is now a pentagram instead of a lightning bolt, so either he found.Enoby is canonically a weeaboo and speaks to her friends in Fangirl Japanese.Ebony puts blood on her Count Chocula cereal instead of milk.Of the underappreciated parts of this classic work of fanfiction. Great as those are, I’d like to throw a spotlight on what I think are some Into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.” You know the ones.Įbony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair… (et Immortal it’s always one of the same four or five lines. I see people quoting/referencing/parodying My
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